Favorite drink: Greyhound. Two ingredients: top shelf vodka and freshly squeezed yellow grapefruit juice*.
*– And by "freshly squeezed" I don't mean a carton which says "freshly squeezed" I mean you just squeezed the bitchez not even ten minutes ago. It takes two grapefruits to make one good greyhound—and DON'T use pink grapefruits. They gotta be yellow or the drink is going to be too sweet and that fucks with the taste of the vodka.