Soy makes you gay

Did you hear? Soy makes you gay. Or that's what the wingnuts now say. That's why all Asians whose diet consists heavily of soy products (like tofu) are gay and their population is dying out. Like in China.

If this bears out, I suggest we require all schools to replace all cow milk with soy milk immediately.  Further, I would mandate all frat parties replace each beer with a glass of soy milk. And a tab of ecstasy. And a camera.

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11 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. mariser
    Dec 12, 2006 @ 16:21:00

    so, 'splain something to me. is this a good thing, or a bad thing? [snicker]odd, though. as much soy as I eat, you'd think my golfing be somewhat less atrocious. /snark


  2. lightandstorm
    Dec 12, 2006 @ 16:29:00

    Well, soy and gay both end in 'y', so…there you go.Also, send me the tape. πŸ˜‰


  3. Annabelle
    Dec 12, 2006 @ 20:31:00

    And they have three letters each. Mere coincidence? I think not.


  4. lightandstorm
    Dec 12, 2006 @ 23:41:00

    And 'soy' rhymes with 'boy', which we all know is what causes men who eat soy to like boys in the first place. Seriously, they are just *now* catching up with this? Geez.


  5. Elellanyar Rilmavilyawa
    Dec 13, 2006 @ 02:39:00

    OMG! Need.To.Eat.More.Soy!!!!!!*LOL*


  6. Timmy!
    Dec 13, 2006 @ 06:41:00

    What tape?


  7. leave luck to heaven
    Dec 13, 2006 @ 07:04:00

    they had the funniest commentary on this last night on KRON 4. i love how informal and candid that station has become.


  8. lightandstorm
    Dec 13, 2006 @ 08:28:00

    Read your entry again, and pay attention to the last part. πŸ˜‰


  9. Timmy!
    Dec 13, 2006 @ 09:06:00

    Oh, duh. A copy of the tape. Well, I'll let you know after new years. πŸ™‚


  10. Richard
    Dec 19, 2006 @ 10:04:00

    If this is true……. then I say soy be it.


  11. Georgie
    Dec 24, 2006 @ 05:46:00

    Haha! I don't like soy.. but I've got some questoins for my friend who does now.. lol πŸ™‚


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