In a world exclusive The NATIONAL ENQUIRER names GOP VP Candidate Sarah Palin's secret lover!
No less than three members of the man’s family including one by sworn affidavit have claimed that Sarah Palin engaged in an extramarital affair with husband Todd’s former business partner, Brad Hanson.
These sources have named Hanson as Palin’s secret love, and say their affair nearly wrecked both their marriages.
Hanson owned a snowmobile dealership with Palin’s husband Todd, who immediately dissolved the partnership after he heard stories about the affair, which occurred around 1996, according to the sources. At the time, Palin was mayor of Wasilla.
The good news, the really good news, is if the right wing dumb-asses in our country are not going to make a big deal out of this, then I think we may have matured as a country. I hope that is the case.
Tristero on Hullabaloo said the same thing:
There was a time when a Senator's career and presidential aspirations were utterly destroyed because he was photographed with a bikini-clad young woman not his wife on his lap. There was a time when a popular president trying to kill bin Laden was accused of wagging the dog to distract attention from conservatives' obsession with his leisure-time activities involving a young intern and a cigar. There was a time when politicians resigned in shame when they were caught soliciting sex from interns or in bathrooms or from hookers.
Those days are over, and we have Governor Sarah Palin to thank for it. It took a Republican to go to China. It took a Republican to nationalize insurance companies and the banks. And now, it's taken a Republican to make the country ok with adulterous politicians.
Today, our politics is elevated. We are above such tawdry sensationalism, at least when it concerns Republican women, who remain virgins until they marry and then only
fuck make lovesubmit to their husbands for procreation.
I, for one, could not be happier. The Clinton persecution pissed me off to no end. If you can't get free, easy blowjobs for being president, what the hell good is the job?